dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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