rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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