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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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