What a fucking waste of an outfit
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
this will be a night to untag.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Randomize
