even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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