i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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