She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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