And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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