school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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