We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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