LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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