Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
do nipples grow back?
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