Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Just puked most of my soul out..
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
