I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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