Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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