She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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