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I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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