Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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