bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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