She is in my trunk
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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