So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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