8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I cockslap morals
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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