we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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