But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
So here I am, sexting at work.
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