what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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