the new term for farting is butt boxing.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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