Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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