when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I love having hate sex.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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