Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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