I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just invented taco cereal.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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