i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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