I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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