well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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