I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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