if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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