Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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