My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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