This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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