My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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