Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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