just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize