I need help removing her.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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