so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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