We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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