i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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