Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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