super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Pants are for mortals
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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