have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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