I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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