Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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