You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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